And a list for the W that I'd love to give her but will probably bottle out

You want a Bluetooth HeadSet? Then get one yourself. (Thanks serenity)
You get caught on your (actually my phone) and fined? Pay it yourself.
Do your dishes, washing, cooking, drinking - whatever - and I’ll do mine. (And again serenity)
Need to find a job? Then do it instead of out drinking it up with mates.
Take turns with OUR dogs - FEED THEM occasionally.
Want cigarettes? Buy them yourself.


what's so difficult about behaving like a human being and showing mutual respect?