And a list for the W that I'd love to give her but will probably bottle out
You want a Bluetooth HeadSet? Then get one yourself. (Thanks serenity) You get caught on your (actually my phone) and fined? Pay it yourself. Do your dishes, washing, cooking, drinking - whatever - and I’ll do mine. (And again serenity) Need to find a job? Then do it instead of out drinking it up with mates. Take turns with OUR dogs - FEED THEM occasionally. Want cigarettes? Buy them yourself.
what's so difficult about behaving like a human being and showing mutual respect?