I did answer the question. The problem is that anything I want can be construed as a joke because "fat chance -- it's not going to happen". If what I wanted could easily happen, I wouldn't be posting here. I'd be somewhere else grinning from ear to ear.
Don't try the three "mistresses" idea. You can get divorced and have friends. Friends who like to spend time with you and like to share with you...
Or you can find your one real friend who becomes your real wife. I'm now of the belief that a "real wife" would not let a man go sexually unsatisfied unless it was a most serious reason...
