As a means to lighten up the humor in this room. And I know how SSM feels. I haven't performed vaginal penetration in 20 months, the longest time since I was 17 years old.
I do have a new relationship and she has been celebate waiting for things to be right.
To lighten things up in here:
"You SSM folks have the same complaint, year after year. It's always the same thing! Don't you have something else to fuss about".
I'm sure that's how the LD or "Needs Met Elsewhere" spouse views this situation.
