OMG! I have about died laughing. He's punishing you for volunteering to take care of the children! LOL!

I'm sorry, but it's too funny not to laugh and I'm glad to see you are starting to see some of the humor too.

Sit quietly, the answers will reveal themselves when you least expect them to.
The past is gone, the present is a gift and you need to focus on today, allow the future to reveal itself when it is ready.