Wow. I hope you put his clothes in a garbage bag and leave it by the door for him to take with him! Actually if I were you I would just leave them in there and say that you didn't have time to get to it as you've been very busy recently!
If you're feeling super saucy and not in the mood for DB'ing you could tell him to have OW do it for him (don't do this!! but it's fun to think of doing it!).
Glad you got your L set and I think what you said to S was great.