After I thought about it, maybe you should print out a bunch of embarrassing or less than flattering pictures of your H, then send them to the OW. And attach a note to them. "You can have him! Good luck. PS remind him to take his herpes cream. He always forgets."
I kid of course.
M-43 W-40 2D - 9 and 5
Emotion, yet peace. Ignorance, yet knowledge. Passion, yet serenity. Chaos, yet harmony. Death, yet a new life.