UPDATE Will be meeting tomorrow evening at my wife's place to discuss what our idea of a schedule might be like. I'm still leaning towards going through the hearing proper, but we'll see.
She asked if I was coming today, and I said no, how about tomorrow?
W: I thought you said Monday. M: No, I suggested Monday OR Tuesday. W: I have your text. M: [I pulled out my phone] Let's have a look here... W: Fine, but why not tonight? M: I had a long day, so it'd be great if we could meet tomorrow. W: Why didn't you set a time? M: You asked when, I suggested the days and I was expecting you to set a time. W: So you still want me to decide for you. M: It is YOUR proposal so you're the organizer.
Then our son started drinking water straight out of his water pistol (he and I were having a water fight) and my wife told me about how he drank water from the tub with shaving cream bubbles in it.
