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I texted him. "I need your mutual friends. My friends haven't helped me at all."


Ha ha - mine neither! I've only been kinda set up once since my divorce - and I lost any interest the minute the guy told my friend she didn't have to leave the waitress such a big tip.

I would take it personally, but the truth is, most of my friends are coupled up and friends with other couples, so they're just not a rich source of dates.