Just found out H got run over by the reality bus again on the weekend.
Need to vent - and gloat, I'm ashamed to say.
Who would have anticipated that, at 42 years old, he might have some trouble taking up football after not having played any sport since he was 18?
Apparently he spent the weekend having X-rays to check whether he'd broken 3 ribs after tackling a "fat guy". Said he could barely breathe, let alone move.
And now he's back on heavy-duty pain killers, this time for his ribs rather than the knee he busted 2 weeks ago. (Good combo, BTW, with the alcohol he's using now to numb his pain.)
And the season hasn't even started yet - his injuries came from pre-season 'friendlies'.
Shouldn't gloat, but can't wait for the real thing and some serious body contact with aggressive opponents who are 20 years younger or seriously experienced players, or just thugs.
Now, if only he could be knocked unconscious and wake up with amnesia - forgetting all this mlc BS....