I love that squirrel comment!!! That's my favorite saying:)
Different? Since H and I are both in school, and we're constantly doing papers and working and stuff most of our communication is by text (which works for me since I have a record of what he said)
so, I texted him- "Would you be agreeable to having sex?" then immediately regretted it and sent "If not, it's ok, I understand"
mind you, we haven't had sex since before Christmas (deep issue that I can't go into)
his reply.... (wait for it).... I'd love to but I have lesson plans to do.
gee thanks.
Oh, wait, it gets better. 2 weeks later I was home from work early because my contact had gotten stuck in the top of my eye, torn in half; half stayed for 3 hours before I could get it out, the other half I couldn't find for 9 hours!!! Yes, picture the puffy, red, swollen, crying a river eye (have you guessed where this is going yet??)
H comes in, looks at me and asks (I swear to all that is good)... is the offer from before still on the table?
I do different, I get crazy. I do different, I get the same.
