I was trying to think of a weekend update quote from the golden age of snl but the only one I could think of is utterly inappropriate !!
Me: 36 Her: 35 Together 7/09 Married 8/7/10 Separate rooms since at least April 11 "I've decided I want a divorce" 12/5/11 She moves out of state/files 2/7/12 Dissolution final 5/12