I hear you. He wants to please me. His way. It has always been his way.
I just hope you all are still around when I actually DO want to get into "training" him. I've never been successful at training him anything. Maybe later on you can help me with how to do that.
Right now, I don't want to get back into a bunch of discussions of the ways I can make him happy. I threw him a bone, but I'm still working on me. I'm also still digesting his attack from this morning.