DB'ing is sooooo hard (part 4)

[2thepoint]

"I start walking through the house and its all I can do to not believe I somehow have been transported to the movie 16 Candles, and that any moment The Donger is going to be found swinging on my front door. I start looking for the pizza on the turntable, you know? I noticing that the HS kids have found out about it and the word has gotten around town as these things will. Kids are coming up to me who don't know who I am and saying "Dude...what's up?"."

Man, that was pretty damn funny! Imagine if The Donger HAD been swinging from the front door and you asked, where's S13 and his response would have been..."Mawried!" and you said "Married?" and he says "Mawried!" and you say again, "Married?" as you are walking away completely bewildered.... and Donger says one last time "Mawried!"

Or worse, S13 is missing so you sit down on the couch surveying the destruction all around, including the accumulated trash on the fancy lucite table of yours. Then out of the corner of your eye, you catch a glimpse...... of another eye trapped underneath the table. It S13 aka Farmer Ted!