wish I could find it but there was a hilarious thread a few years back that might have had the "wacky things" or "alien MLC" words in the subject.
I recall a few. Not all were mine...but at one point my h said "I can't believe you are not in the Senate by now". (In 6th grade I wrote that I wanted to go into politics and informed h of that, on and only on, our first date.)
Someone else's MLC H said "it's Not adultery if you tell your spouse"...(still don't know if they meant telling before, during or after the A)
a WAW said
"it's not cheating if you felt emotionally that you weren't married anymore"...
and my personal favorite, the comment that implies a noble purpose in their deceit--
"I would have told you, BUT I didn't want to hurt you"
(=So I just kept doing it and not 'hurting' you" -
want to thank me now?)
M: 57 H: 60 M: 35 yrs S30,D28,D19 H off to Alaska 2006 Recon 7/07- 8/08 *2016* X = "ALASKA 2.0" GROUND HOG DAY I File D 10/16 OW DIV 2/26/2018 X marries OW 5/2016