OK folks, I have the all-inclusive list of creative names for the most abused bathing suit, (I've self censored some that were a little over the top for this forum):

Marble Sack
Banana Hammock
Grape Smuggler
{self censored}
Nut Hut
[self censored}
Scrote Tote
Nantucket Nad Bucket
Sausage Sling
Portuguese Pud Purse
Ouch Pouch
[self censored}
Peach Pit Papoose
Ballbushka
Lolly Catcher
[self censored}
[self censored}
Nugget-Hug-It
[self censored}
[self censored}
[self censored}
Saint-Tropez Truffle Duffle
Bratwurst Bath Cap
Pickle Pincher


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