Sorry to be a brat, but years ago my mom found the perfect card, and here is how it went:

On the front it said:

The birds may kiss the bees goodbye,
The buttercup the butterfly,
The dew may kiss the morning grass,
And you my dear........

Open to read inside:

May kiss my a$$.

We had that card around for awhile. It was a family joke, get it out read it, howl with laughter and discuss what annoying person we should give it to!

It was a pretty card, with flowers, bees, butterflies, so silly!

Sure wish I had it right now!


Me 57 XH 58 Sons age 32 & 27 M:32
D final 9/12
Bought 10 Acres and Living the Dream!