Sorry to be a brat, but years ago my mom found the perfect card, and here is how it went:
On the front it said:
The birds may kiss the bees goodbye, The buttercup the butterfly, The dew may kiss the morning grass, And you my dear........
Open to read inside:
May kiss my a$$.
We had that card around for awhile. It was a family joke, get it out read it, howl with laughter and discuss what annoying person we should give it to!
It was a pretty card, with flowers, bees, butterflies, so silly!
Sure wish I had it right now!
Me 57 XH 58 Sons age 32 & 27 M:32 D final 9/12 Bought 10 Acres and Living the Dream!