Oh gosh, so funny ... feeding him beans ... and, Snodderly saying to "sit quietly, and the answers will come to you." ~Snort~ Priceless. I guess it depends on the loudness of the farts? My H has farted in front of me since before we were married. Sometimes, he says excuse me, and sometimes not. He finds it funny to do silent ones and leave it on an elevator ... so crude. Although, I can't help but laugh at him sometimes. I only started doing so in front of him ten years ago or so. Don't know why.
As for contacting OW ... just seems she's wasting a whole lot of time, when she could be concentrating on her Marine who is about to be deployed and doesn't need this distraction. But, I do know it's usually not a good idea ... watch her plane slowly crash and burn. (Naughty idea, however ... phone from your H's cell ... let her see the number and get all excited, then she hears your voice hehehe.)
Me:57 H:52 M:28 Got another lawyer last year and filed. D35,S/D twins28,D22 EA4/04 End? Who knows? "Life is like a mirror. Smile at it and it smiles back at you." — Peace Pilgrim