Several months ago I noticed that when my H farted he would sometimes say excuse me and sometimes not. I realized that when he plans to stay married to me he excuses himself. When he is planning on leaving me he doesn't. I seriously cannot make this stuff up.
LOL!!! I love it.
My ex had a real thing about farts - as in, if you dared to fart in front of him, he took it as an insult, because you SHOULD have been able to control yourself.
First guy I dated after my ex, offered me ice cream one night and I declined - I'm a little lactose intolerant. He replied "I don't care if you fart all night - you're on vacation, have some ice cream!"