I decided after a week of illness to clean my apartment today. I had this frightening thought, one day SDA Lady is going to come to my apartment, how else will I ever get to boink her...(OK, that was bad and completely uncalled for...and that's why I had to say it!)I mean the odds are stacked against me already, this is a lady whose employer bought her an hour with a female massage therapist as a Christmas gift and SDA Lady didn't want to do it because "to get a massage you have to be naked" Now, back to cleaning, if she sees the toxic cesspool that my children and I live in she may run screaming from the apartment...that could spoil the mood somewhat...or maybe excite me in some sick way lol. But let's face it, I'm a single guy living with two teenage daughters the odds of a clean apartment are so close to nil it isn't even funny...and this is a lady with the most organized purse I've ever seen. On the other hand, she may just clean the place for me...Hm, decisions, decisions. OK, shortly I am off to see my D14 compete in her second Ontario Qualifier in gymnastics, if you're in Pickering this afternoon drop by and see me...I'll be the guy sneezing all over STBX lol. Later Dbers.
