I laugh every time I read that. It's a good effort to put humor on such a thing.
One thing to add: After moving out and leaving everything behind, continue to lie and blame the LBS for everything. Drag OM into it if you can. And, if possible, move back into the same neighborhood to really drive LBS to the edge. If they still care, but whatever you do try not to lose the ability to lie and manipulate and above all control LBS. Use the kids if you have to.
Funny stuff. Happens though, so we deal with it. Detaching works very well for this because you can't stop the crazy train - just get off it.
Peace,
AJ
"Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter" MLK Put the glass down... "Yesterday I was clever so I wanted to change the world Today I am wise, so I am changing myself."
