Well the cake is not a big deal this year because my kids gave me a cake. But the present...it would have been nice to get something.

I could say something in a joking way like, what happened to my slippers?

H: 49
W: 47
D: 6
M: 6 1/2 yrs
H: Bomb #1 6-2010
H: Bomb #2 7-2011
H: Separated: 7-11-11
Reconciling 2-2012
Separated: 1-31-15 (I asked him to move out)