It was funny last night, I answered the phone and the voice at the other end said "Hello, I just thought I would call you, is that OK?" and I said "Sure, that's great!" as I quickly thought "OMG, which one is this?" ...and it's not like the accent is gonna narrow it down for me! So I faked that I knew who it was for a minute and then I clued in. We'd been texting for a bit earlier and she recognized that we both texted like tortoises (that was her last text to me "we both text like tortoises lol!") so she decided to end the textual butchery and call me!
