This is your pilot speaking. We are set for a very long transatlantic flight, but don't worry! We have 12 Adam Sandler movies for you and plenty of booze.
We may hit a little turbulence during the flight as there are storm clouds in our flight path. But we will try to fly above the storm zone to lessen the impact.
If you look to your left we are now passing over hot women at the bar playing pool. If you look to your right you will see a new thread coming up.
Thank you for flying Notgonnagetanyanytimesoon Airlines.
Feel free to leave your tables down and your seats in the relaxing position. It's gonna be a while. Grab a snickers!
M:35 W:33 M: 5 yrs. Daughter: 2 yr .7/11/10 D Final: 8/7/12
