"Tang GOD you did not masturbate."....enough said.
"I'll take things I never thought I'd hear my mother say for $300, Alex..."
Me: 36 Her: 35 Together 7/09 Married 8/7/10 Separate rooms since at least April 11 "I've decided I want a divorce" 12/5/11 She moves out of state/files 2/7/12 Dissolution final 5/12
