Oops, I left out the warning, which is an essential part of any good female profile (and sadly enough, probably necessary!):
"If you're looking for FWB's or threesomes with farm animals, don't contact me. I'm also not into head games, I prefer Scrabble. Lastly, I don't respond to comments like "you've got great boobs", "Let's do it" or "you look just like my Mom". So grow up, boys!"
