Here's my newest creation, a generic female online dating profile that can't miss. In my recent dating adventures I have read a oodles and oodles of women's profiles and therefore have selected the most common themes and put them into one amazing all purpose profile...it can be cut and pasted to any dating website and results are guaranteed! You get tons of great dates or...you don't. Hey, no need to thank me, the football game was over last night and I had nothing better to do!
Baby, it's you!
Hi, I'm a lady who is at a fantastic place in my life. I have an incredible career, amazing family and friends and a glow about me that just won't quit! I work hard but also know how to play hard too. I'm comfortable in either jeans or an evening dress. My friends say that I am the finest human being on the planet, but they may be somewhat biased lol (although they are obviously right!) But my real passion is travel and I've been almost everywhere in the world including my own backyard. My biggest dream in life is to one day to walk on the moon. I believe we only live once so why not try it all while you're here. I'm also super serious about fitness, when I'm not working or traveling, I'm at the gym... almost every day, sometimes twice, and often I close the place. Recently, they presented me with honorary keys! I love my spin class, hot yoga, pilates, biking, hiking, bungee jumping, sky diving, zip lining, scuba diving and walking on water. It's not all about me though, I love to do acts of random kindness for unloved telemarketers by listening to their entire sales pitch whenever they call. I've also been known to pull over to the side of the road just to wipe squashed bugs off my windshield and bury them in a Kleenex tissue. I believe you only get from life what you give, it's all about the karma, baby. I'm also a lady who is incredibly positive and always sees the glass as half full even when it's a cereal bowl. Now, in my downtime I'm studying Swahili , writing a doctoral thesis and making pottery. Recently though, I realized something was missing in my life. I noticed that although my days are incredibly full I have 15 empty minutes per week and that's where you come in. I'm looking for a caring, trustworthy professional man who exudes confidence and is comfortable in his own skin...that's so sexy. Yet, he also needs to be someone who isn't afraid to share his inner most feelings , make me laugh until it hurts, be my BFF and love my dog with a passion (who, btw, has the best gums of any dog I have ever seen!)...and he needs to do it all in 15 minutes or less per week. Are you man enough? If so, drop me an email pronto 'cuz your 15 minutes is almost up. P.S. if you don't have a profile picture or you're old enough to be my father then f*** off!
So if you use this profile, don't feel the need to credit me in any way, shape or form.
