OK, just putting together my favourite quotes from women I've experienced in one way or another in the past few months. The list will keep growing and with any luck come to a sudden stop when my mission is complete!
*this isn't a date, it's a meeting *I love to read about Nazi war atrocities *In my opinion, the Apache Attack Helicopter is the ultimate flying machine *When she told me that Alzheimer's patients at her workplace sometimes kick and punch her, I asked if she had any self defense training and she replied "I watch action movies, I like Rambo" * I asked her if she ever watched Dancing With The Stars, she replied "I can't, if I change the TV station the old lady I work with will attack me" *I don't need a man to take care of me, I can look after myself *I once dated a guy who kept phoning and bugging me, so I gave him to my roommate. *Hey, y'know that Facebook profile picture of me you like so much? For that last comment, I'm changing it! *You think like a grandpa *We were at her place, watching TV. She was flicking through the stations and I noticed a baseball game was on. I said "hey, there's a BB game" and she replied "get your own TV" *When I told her what I do for a living she asked, "can you read minds?" *Wow, you work for the Salvation Army, that is so cool! *My favourite movies are Bridge Over The River Kwai and The Killing Fields. *talking about the ex, "I was way too nice to that man" *I like you for your age...and other things
That's it for this issue, stay tuned for more exciting dating quotation updates!
