Lol. I thought of another...

My ex recently told me that I still got it and that he wanted to lie in bed naked with me. As my eyeballs bulged outta my head... I replied that we had been married and we could have done that any time if we were still married, things were different. Especially now that he was in a relationship.

How can you ask the person that you dumped for sex?

Lol they are all bonkers.