First post, words of wisdom needed

[sunshine76]

Hey CO, I have been doing a pretty good job of faking it so hopefully I will begin reaping the benefits at some point.

I sent W a funny text of our dog 5 days ago. She never responded and I did not text her again.

So this morning I get a text from her:

"Sorry I just got this text. My charger broke. This is so cute. I hope they are not killing you. Please think of when you want to go see your grandparents for your getaway" (she told me she wanted to send me to visit my grandparents since I was staying home and watching the dogs for christmas).

Ok, first of all she once again is lying about her charger and thinking that I am an F'ing idiot (she loses chargers all the time and replaces them immediately because she cannot be without her phone) Second of all I think the only reason why she wants me to go visit my family is so that OW can come visit her. I am so angry right now.

I do not plan on texting her back until this evening. I need advice on what I should text back. I was thinking something like this...

"I am having a great time with the dogs. I just got back from taking Bowie (our great dane puppy) on a play date with my friend that has a lab puppy"

Ok first of all I don't have a friend with a puppy, but she can lie so why can't I?? On the other hand I am planning on taking him to the beach so maybe he will meet a lab puppy.

Agghhh I know I should not be lying, but she totally has the upper hand, is lying to me all the time and is screwing some OW!!!

Like I said I have not replied to her text. If anyone has any suggestions I am all ears. I don't want to do the wrong thing because I am angry.