These are priceless and have made my day. We all have to keep reminding ourselves about the massive amount of confusion our Mlc'ers have.
I have one that happened to me right after my divorce. Ex's Christmas present to me that year was a gift bag full of sensual lotions and potions. He put on the card, "Merry Christmas from ex and the kids..... wtf
Lotions and Potions! Best mixed signal yet!
(I hope you found a good use for the gift ;-)
Me 57 XH 58 Sons age 32 & 27 M:32 D final 9/12 Bought 10 Acres and Living the Dream!