Here's my new online dating profile, I'm trying the season approach and see what gifts it brings my way. You gotta experiment!:
Christmas has come early!
Santa has made an early delivery just for you. I come exquisitely wrapped, fully assembled and am ready to go…just add coffee! Santa has programmed me to be warm, caring, fun loving, trustworthy and above all, to put a smile on your face. I’ve got all sorts of fun apps for you to choose from, just check my list of interests. As an added feature, you can insert new and fun activities into the program as we go. Isn’t technology wonderful! This gift comes with Santa’s personal guarantee of satisfaction, so there’s absolutely no risk. What more could any lady ask for? So, drop me an email and let’s arrange a delivery time. P.S. remember to save the wrapping paper 'cuz Santa re-cycles!
