OK Dbers, here are some comments from the online profiles I've looked at. These are lines I really like...and I'm not poking fun, they're clever. I like 'em.
"Those seeking a Wal-mart, off-the-shelf,cookie-cutter date-mate need not apply."
"I am a fast driver, with a slow heart"
"young enough to still run in the rain and old enough to know when to come in"
"What am I looking for? Unconditional love and a man who adores his mom."
"Our children are old enough to know that sushi is not eaten with a fork"
And here are a couple of first date ideas:
"NOT a coffee shop. This is a first date not a post bingo get together."
"Go to the zoo and watch the animals do naughty things to each other"
