Well, my friends have been telling me I should try online dating (yeah, like that's gonna happen!). Anyway, I have perused some of the the sites and have come up with some qualifications for people I would not consider contacting...one step at a time here. 1- she must not be posing on her bed 2- she must be able to spell 3- I don't want to see her motorcycle in her profile picture 4- don't tell me you work out four or more times a week 5- don't spend most of your profile talking about how you don't want threesomes. 6- don't say you are a "simple" woman 7- for God sakes, don't pose with stuffed animals...or with handcuffs! Well, that's it for now. I think I'm warming up to the idea...or not.
