Here's one I did the other night......

W was coming over to get the kids....I made sure I was dressed nicely(new pair of jeans). I put two board games on the kitchen table next to my cell phone....to give the impression I was going out.

She came in and asked...."if me and the boys had played these games today or if I was going somewhere with them?" My response...."no the boys and I didn't play them today."

JCM