Actually, one of my closet friends is British, thick accent and all.
One of your "closet" friends? You mean she won't be your friend in public, but in secret? (Yeah, I know you meant "closest," but I'm feeling like a wise-arse today)
Can type more later. Maybe.
Think about it...if you met a potential mate who was nothing but a bundle of needs, would YOU be attracted to them?
