Wow! It looks like I missed a lot this morning when I was still sleeping!
That second paragraph. At first, ROFL or LMAO , whichever you prefer. But now...I'm not sure WHAT to say. I'll just let Telemark respond with something witty and appropriate.
DG - I don't think GAL'ing means hanging around on the message board. Hopefully you have some good weather and you can just hang out at coffee shop with a good book or something unless something else comes up. You can also go to Lowe's or Home Depot and take one of their free classes if you like, just for the heck of it.