Country Song, I'm going to post something that may merely be a reflection of my own personal bitterness right now, so ignore it if you don't think applies, but here goes...

The OM must be shi**ing his pants right about now.

Me: 35
Him: 43
Together: 19 1/2 years
1st Bomb (IDLYAM): March 2011
2nd Bomb (OW): April 2011
He abandons home/bills/everything: May 2011
He's bought a new house for OW: September 2011