By the way, the joke was:

Q: What's slimy, cold, long and smells like pork?
A: Kermit the Frog's finger.

:-)

Me: 36
Wife: 33
Together: 09/2007
Married: 03/2010
I love you but...: 06/2011
Separated: 06/2011
Rebuilding: 11/2011