lol @ mass! Hope you didn't have feathers in your cap!
Try not to figure out where she got internet access from... maybe the library? Maybe crazy lady... maybe she got a new laptop and is at home... she's got you in her pinch if you're thinking about this stuff... and she'll somehow KNOW that... they always seem to...
Forget the alien... your W is on a journey and has no ETA.
What about having parties at your place? Invite friends... test out some new recipes you've seen on the food channel... again, opportunity to GAL, and show your BEST side, and maybe she's hear about it...
but you'll have a good time and keep your mind off stuff...
And yeah... rewritting history... they do that... grrr...
