Again Tad, much good advice. May want to re read some of that so that it sinks in.
I can tell you I have and still do hear the same verbatim. My favorite so far was when she accused me twice (9 months apart) of having a young woman sneak over to my house. I laughed so hard I nearly wet my pants. She believed it. Details and everything. It never happened, but it reminded me her tinfoil hat was crooked or something.
It's not about you Tad, but you are the easy target. For as long as you allow it, my friend.
AJ
"Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter" MLK Put the glass down... "Yesterday I was clever so I wanted to change the world Today I am wise, so I am changing myself."