Here's what I am going to write in the card: Twenty three years ago today when I woke up, I had no idea I was about to be blesses with a woman who would change my life and me forever.
One year ago today, I held your hand across the table and looked at you in a piece of cloth and some shoes, and felt that all was right in the world.
Today, I have no idea what is right, but I care too much to let this day pass without wishing you a Happy Birthday.
Let me explain the "piece of cloth and some shoes" - STBX is a stunning woman who looks incredible in nothing more than a dress and heels. Last year she wore just that (nothing else!) when we went to dinner. A few years ago, I made the comment about a piece of cloth and some shoes and it stuck.
I know STBX likely won't even contact me tomorrow, so I won't know her reaction. But, again, I have nothing to lose at this point.
