So - hopefully this makes you feel a 'bit' better...but W and I haven't had sex in almost 14 months.
Yeah.
Not to be 'competitive,' it can be much, much worse. Try 14 years, 2 months and 14 days!
But who's counting?
The Captain
Last sex: 04/06/1997 Last attempt: 11/11/1997 W Issues "No Means No" Declaration: 11/11/1997 W chooses to terminate sex 05/1998 I gained 60, then lost 85 pounds. Start running again (marathons)