UGLY GIRL


Always marry an ugly girl 'cause thats the only kind.
She'll never ever leave you and if she does you won't mind.

My daddy married an ugly girl and thought that she'd be true,
Then came along the milkman and I am living proof.

So always marry an ugly girl 'cause thats the only kind.
She'll never ever leave you and if she does you won't mind.

My brother married an ugly girl he thought he had it made,
Every time she got undressed the neighbors pulled the shades.

So always marry an ugly girl 'cause thats the only kind.
She'll never ever leave you and if she does you won't mind.

My uncle married an ugly girl the family got uptight,
They had a formal wedding so they paint the shotgun white.

So always marry an ugly girl 'cause thats the only kind.
She'll never ever leave you and if she does you won't mind.

My sister married an ugly girl the family was surprised,
They found out on that wedding night that girl was an ugly guy.

So always marry an ugly girl 'cause thats the only kind.
She'll never ever leave you and if she does you won't mind



Uncle married an ugly girl, she drank from a special cup
She had a great big upper lip, but the lower lip covered it up.



So always marry an ugly girl 'cause thats the only kind.
She'll never ever leave you and if she does you won't mind.



When you make love with an ugly girl, she never wants to quit
Cause she thinks that it's the last that she'll ever get.



So always marry an ugly girl 'cause thats the only kind.
She'll never ever leave you and if she does you won't mind.

M57 W 57; D30 D28 S24 S20 GD7 GD2 GD1 GD5m GD1m
BD 5/07; W's affair 5/07-8/07

At the end of every hard-earned day, people gotta find some reason to believe. (Bruce Springsteen)