Okay Ladies, Just so we get the ground rules straight...
Body Glitter is recommended.... Scrubbing bubbles ARE optional and must be used with EXTREME caution.
Excessive foaming can be hazardous to your marriage.
You MUST check before using any spare rags or towels left laying around, that they are not cleaning solution soaked........and all rags must not touch any part of your partner's body.....by mistake.(Trust me on this one)
All attachments must remain firmly in their place to avoid possible lawsuits.
Apron wearing IS optional, as are white gloves.
All blinds MUST be drawn to avoid legal complications......
All calls and or visits by the police must be responded to WITH clothes ON.
Disclaimer:
I refuse to deny or acknowledge if this has been practiced by me in the past on the grounds that it would implicate me in being a wonton hussey......
ps. if Hud or Fred or any other males read this I just don't want to know.........I will die of embarrasement
