Was re introduced last night to the world of flirting. Men my age or older flirting. How can I explain this??? Very nice gentleman standing next to me excused himself for bumping me. No apology necessary, you didn't bump. "How about I buy you pretty ladies a drink?" NO thanks, we have an hour and a half drive home. "Oh, you live in Paris?" "No" He continued to try, it was a friendly conversation, but I eventually whipped out my ultimate tool." I have seven kids and twelve grandkids " and if that don't stop'em. " Some still live with me."

TA DA Who needs Mace? I have family.

Now, since I didn't get home until 1:30 A.M., I am going for an Oscar performance at work looking bright and chipper. This being single is tough!