Detach Dog

[ninelives]

Kids got home about 12:30. Youngest was wearing a concert t-shirt and his face was made up to look like Alice. Its funny, when I suggested we all put on KISS make up last summer, W balked at it and thoght it was a silly idea.

W: Why do you always have to go overboard, why cant we just watch the concert.


It really isnt an issue, I just noticed it thats all.

Both boys were exhausted and went to bed. Little one still wants to cuddle. He is 11 but is so affectionate and always has been.
Im not sure how I felt. I guess a little empty and a little jealous. I am glad my boys had a great time but there was a twinge. Not as big as I thought it would be , but it was there.

The next morining, I unfortunaltey had to lower the boom on oldest son about constant underachieving at school. I let him go to concert but stripped him from all electrical devices till marks improve or at least effort does. didnt make me feel good and he thought it was unfair.

They told me about the concert and about the theatrics that Mr Cooper did. I love that kind of stuff. Twinkle in their eyes was awesome. Oldest told me when MOM went to bathroom, he looked at his brother and said;

" Wish dad was here".

What a sweetheart. Im glad he enjoyed himself though. Truly I am .

We are going to go away to see my parents this weekend. Youngest wants to see Thor this weekend. So since we are in the city, why not.

HOw about a Thor joke to lighten things up a bit since we are on topic.


JOKE TIME:

Thor was looking down from Asgard towards earth (midgard) and decided it was time to go down to earth and have relations with a mortal woman since its been a while.

Being an attractive god, he had no trouble meeting and picking up a female mortal. She was beautiful , only flaw was a small lisp.

He eventually took her back to her place and they engaged in sexual activity for quite a long time. Again, Thors , god like qualities were far advanced from a mere mortal and proceeded to have sex for hours without climaxing.

After about 2 hours of this, the girl excused herself and went to the bathroom.

Thor was thinking to himself, I better let her know who I am because she will have guessed something is amiss, no mortal can do what I have done.

When she got back, he stood up, put his hands on his hips looking very god like and enounced, "BY the way , IM THOR"

She replied, : " YOUR THOR? IT hursts when I pith. (piss)

Bada ba.

Anyway, sorry for the bad joke but I believe one was needed.

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