I keep climbing the ladder and end up getting tricked into jumping.
This last time?
I had her tied to the plank and I got my saw out...
<<<<<<<<Sound of sawing>>>>>>>>>
Grit: I paid to see a jump and I'm gonna see one! This time you're a jumping! Either you're a jumping or Ima gonna blast ya!
<<<<<<<<Whistling sound .........>>>>>>>
Grit falls through hole in the stage.
All of the this defies the laws of gravity of course but she never studied gravity. So they don't apply.
Yes the MLC O Meter is still in the red zone.
I know.
It doesn't make it any easier until you just quit climbing the ladder.
I think I have to post a sign on the ladder for myself:
"Grit DO NOT put one foot on this ladder unless you want to get wet again."
Oh ok I remember now.
The MLC force is strong with this one. I know that she needs some serious therapy before we can have any conversation. She would argue the sky isn't blue because she is on a different f@cking planet right now.
I keep opening the closet door where all the demons are stored and I'm surprised that she is not running to thank me:
Thank you for reminding me how f@cked up I am.
And uh, thank you for reminding me how f@cked up you are because I forgot.
I get it guys.
Mach I am just coming away from the dock?
If that's the case I hope my cooler is full of beer!
My goal is to some day be the person my dog thinks I am
