The Lies and Deception Killing Me

[AJM80]

Abbey, bear with me, I've got a bit of a sharp edge today, but am not trying to escalate your frustration with the situation...here's Dave's top 10 ways to get back at them list to make you laugh.

1) Egg her house, hey..worked in junior high..
2-a) Put a women seeking men ad in craigslist with her number, name, and pic (through an anon computer of course)
2-b) Sign her up for prayers. I am sure there are groups happy to send her mail/call re the dangers of being a Jezebel
2-c) Sign her up to get loads of wedding and baby junk mail...that should freak H out.
3) Tell her mother that she's sneaking around with a married man (worked on the playground)
4) Tell your H that at your annual exam you tested positive for herpes
5) Hire a private investigator to prove the affair, in case you need it in a few months.
6) Get a prepaid cell phone and leave the charger out in the kitchen accidentally.
7) Order "CHEATRRRR" vanity plates for his car
8) Tape something on TLC or Bravo or Food TV over your wedding
video
9) Every time he leaves and you think it's for her, throw away 1 single sock.
10) Next time he heads over, trick him into taking some laxatives 1st....3 hours, right?

And the #1 way...
Sew the fly shut on all his underwear..when he mentions it, say "oh, I just thought that might help you KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS"