<< "No, it was a ploy for copious postings with minimal effort on my part." << This I do not believe. I know you too well FB2. Seriously, I wanted to direct traffic your way.
<< Honestly nothing seems to hit the mark. A lot of the advice you gave me I really didn't get! Just went by over by head (DAMm!). Its like listening to the Beatles, sounds very good, but makes no sense to me. But I do (at least vaguely) remember some of your famous slogans like "you post, you got my vote" and "Dumb Ass Man (DAM)". Among these there was one which effectively said "do something, anything, take a stand, make a move". Its rather vague in my mind now and I'm too lazy and busy to go dig it up but there ... that was your own advice. Just throw something out to Jenny at random every couple days and see where it lands! If not give her a spanking or start a pillow fight.
<< If you really look at it close by the time we actually can get a D I will only have 1 child to support. She is now making almost as much as me. I can afford to the "support". I almost forgot ... you advanced DAM! And how about the home equity and retirement savings? And college?