Wanda -- how about I do you a favor and give YOU the 2x4 and you whack me instead. I definitely need a few good ones, plus it might help you relieve some tension of your situation!

M37, S5
M-7y; T-8y
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Wife/son moved 022611
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I filed child custody 042012; obtained custody 070312
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